This Is Not A Love Story

  • Billy: We disappear, in the film, for fifty minutes.
  • Dom: And that is probably the – some of the darkest pieces of cinema that you will see. In that fifty minutes.
  • Billy: I think it’s actually a story-telling device, eh, that it makes people get sadder…and sadder.
  • Dom: You just long for Pippin and Merry.
  • Billy: Wh – wh – I’m – Yea, they’re thinking, “I’m missing something here.”
  • Dom: Yea.
  • Billy: *pretending to cry* “I don’t know what I’m missin’.”
  • Dom: “There’s a – There’s a piece of my life, a shard of my heart has been torn out.”
  • Billy: *still pretending to cry* “I don’t know what it is.”
  • Dom: “And I don’t understand what it is.”
  • Billy: *still* Somethin’. And then…
  • Dom: And then, like – like –
  • Billy: *excited* There’s the two little buggers up the tree!
  • *Dom sighs in relief*
  • Billy: Ah! That’s better, ay?
  • Dom: Like a new sunrise, you know?
  • Billy: Oh it’s beautiful. Like someone’s just given yah…cake.
  • Dom: Yea, or candy floss, or cotton candy, you might say in America.
  • Billy: Oh, cotton candy. Or a big bag of popcorn.
  • Dom: Yea, or pumpernickel, as they say in America.
  • Billy: Ah pumpernickel. Rocky Road.
  • Dom: Baby Ruth. You just got us sayin’ chocolate bars now.
  • Billy: Yea…*sighs*

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